Crowned: Predictions for the New Season
In a mere two weeks, the premiere of what is destined to be one of our favorite loved and hated television series will hit the airwaves. That's right, Crowned is coming December 12. Dubbed "The Mother of All Beauty Pageants," Crowned is a battle of the brains (sure), beauty and talents (questionable) between 11 mother/daughter teams. We're happy to watch the behind-the-scenes catfights and bitch wars of regular pageant girls, but pairing them with their mothers is no less than GENIUS at work.
Feast your eyes on the video teasers. Oh. My. Gawd. We can hardly sit still in our seats; we want this to begin pronto.
Some predictions:
How much work has Patty had done? Laura just looks evil, and the preview of her screeching proves it.
Just read their questionnaire answers. They're spunky underdogs. Not the best looking, but something tells us we'll be rooting for these two.
We don't find it odd at all that their names were both famous characters played by Shannon Doherty. They will be every bit as dumb as they look.
Wow. They look like they might even be nice from their picture. Keep an eye out for this pair as well.
*A mixture of overbearing mothers living vicariously through the lives of their daughters vs. obnoxious daughters pushing their moms (who wanted to be more of a friend than a mother) around.
*Hair pulling. What would be great is if it were two of the moms.
*An uncovered secret will come to the surface in a pool of tears, but all will be well with the world by the end of the show.
*In the future, one of the daughters will end up co-hosting something with Ryan Seacrest.
*At least one mom/daughter duo will pose for Playboy.
Keep in mind, we haven't seen an episode, but we'd be willing to put money (that we don't have) on all of it. 'Tis the season of the bitch, and we are psyched.
Comments
it's funny how mostly every person had something bad to say about the show yet you all gave your full attention to it atleast once to even consider that it's stupid,boring, or just another show on trashy television,...so my guess is that it wasn't boring when it caught your attention,& it wasn't stupid when you started judging the show even before it started,...& maybe trashy is just your style,otherwise you wouldn't be looking!
Posted by: andrea | December 13, 2007 12:37 AM
What I think is sad is that only one person has something decent to say. You really can't judge a book by it's cover, and honestly I don't think it will be that trashy.
Posted by: Samantha | December 5, 2007 1:48 AM
god this shows looks so stupid...but something tells me that i'm gonna be addicted to it...especially if there's at least one pair who isn't as bitchy as the rest.
Posted by: Isha | December 1, 2007 4:40 PM
And to the left folks, you'll see Crowned and the very depths of stupidity that reality television has sunk too.
It looks like the Miss and Mrs. America pageants had a baby with Dr. 90210.
*shudder*
Posted by: Stacie | November 30, 2007 3:37 PM
Thanks for the feedback Paola and Laura! I have to agree that the show conjures up some mixed feelings, but isn't that the best part of trashy television?
Posted by: Mia | November 30, 2007 3:32 PM
Good GOD this show looks so horrible.
Posted by: laura | November 30, 2007 2:38 PM
This sounds like one of the more stupid realities out there these days!
Posted by: Paola | November 30, 2007 11:55 AM