Gossip Girl: Mama Drama
Biggest waste of mobile minutes: Serena calling her father to inform him that she will no longer try to contact him. Memo to Serena: He doesn’t care!
Gag reflex moment: Serena walking into the kitchen wearing nothing but Nate’s collared shirt and knee high socks. She’s slept over enough times to have a set of pajamas at the ready. They can be sexy pajamas, but wearing the dude’s shirt screams one-night-stand.
Gag reflex moment (honorable mention): Serena and Nate getting it on in the refrigerator. That can’t be comfortable. It surely wasn’t comfortable to watch.
Gag reflex moment (double honorable mention): Post-coital Dan and Vanessa grading their performance.
Worst outfit: It’s a tie between Dan’s black tank top at the beach party and Paul’s scarf. We know Dan wants to show off his muscles, but the look doesn’t suit him and who wears a scarf tied around their neck to the beach?
Best line: “You haven’t eaten bread since middle school.” Blair could see through Serena’s plan from a mile away.
Best line (honorable mention): “You’re young, you’ll get over it.” Oh snap, Rufus! Jenny obviously wants to be some tragic Juliet figure, otherwise why bother with Damien. Turn off the Taylor Swift, Jenny. “Romeo and Juliet” isn’t a fairy tale.
Best ulterior motive: Chuck’s mother. Do we trust that she just wants to be a part of Chuck’s life? Why come back after all these years? Sometimes it is just better to let sleeping dogs lie.
Breaking up is hard to do: Lily’s sleeping till noon and Rufus continues to act like a little girl by refusing to deal with this latest rift. Hiding out in Brooklyn won’t fix the problem.
Moving on down: Jenny is going back to Brooklyn. Maybe the change of zip code will knock some sense into her prissy brain.
Chuck lost one parent and has gained another, but how long will she stick around? Serena and Nate can’t keep their paws off each other, much to everyone else’s dismay. Jenny might have a boyfriend – too bad he’s a drug-peddling sleaze with daddy issues. And, Dan and Vanessa finally consummated their yearning. Oh, wait, didn’t they already do that with Olivia? What did you think?
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Posted by: Taylor Swift | May 14, 2010 11:33 AM
Ok first, I think somebody should have contacted Chuck's mom again, but Serena did it out of pure selfishness. But since she's always actig selfsish I'm not really surprised. Although I am a little disappointed from Blair. Why didn't she call Chuck's mom? I mean seriously if anyone knows how good Chuck is with pushing people away it's her. It took them more than one whole season to finally get together and now they are totally happy.
And Serena. Seriously?! Her father doesn't care a crap. He wrote her one letter in 18 or what years. Congratulations. I bet he is devastated to learn she's not going on his nerves with her mailbox messages anymore.
And by the way why was Serena after a wild night with Nate wearing socks?!
Then Rufus saying Jenny is going to get over it. Ok thats true, but he's not the one to say it. It's not like somebody broke off school and met his big love with maybe 19 or 20 and loved her for 20 years until they got married. No I think Rufus totally knows what he's saying. Not that I believe Damien is Jenny's big love or something.
And Rufus spending the night at that trophy wife's apartment who by the way lives in the same building as his wife? I don't know if thats only stupid or suicidal or if he is so afraid from his problems that he's trying to give Lily a reason to break up with him so he doesn't have to do it???
And ewwwhhh Dans tank top. He looked like a nerd just getting up from plaing world of warcraft or something:S
Posted by: Viviane1993 | March 17, 2010 10:11 AM
I'm sorry, Dan alone is cringeworthy to watch, and then with Vanessa, twice as much.
Posted by: Isha | March 16, 2010 5:22 PM