America's Next Top Model: The Fug Girls take on Tyra's jumpsuit fixation
Oh, how we love the Fug Girls. So it makes us extra-super happy when we have a Legitimate Work Reason to visit their site... which we did today. Glee!
We realized, with a sense of impending doom, that Miss Tyra seemed to have a whole lot of jumpsuits this season. And yes, she was apparently wearing jumpsuits for every single panel. Every one! And some of these jumpsuits were bad. Like, really bad. Like, forget ugly-pretty, they were ugly-oh-my-god-my-eyes!-why-do-you-do-this-to-me?-horrid.
Check out the Fug Girls' take on Tyra, and find out which jumpsuits elicited these priceless comments:
- "Brigadier Gen. Gargantua Flapper, code name: 'Sass'quatch"
- "Hester Prynne as a disco genie"
- "An atrocious nightmare that would both plague my brain and entice the Blue Man Group to take a concubine."
- "A cousin to the black Blake Lively bra-baring blight, crossed with the HGH-infused love child of a memory-foam mattress pad and a pair of panty-hose, and then sewn by Lady Gaga's six-year old niece after accidentally drinking some of dad's scotch."
Ah, Fug Girls. What would we do without you?
Do you agree with the Fug Girls' take on Tyra's Jumpsuit Extravaganza? Or are you all set to run out to "Loonitard" to get your own jumpsuit wardrobe? Talk about it in the comments!
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